Monday, July 8, 2013

Strings by Kendall Grey Review by Dee


by Kendall Grey

WARNING: STRINGS is not suitable for slut shamers, uptight stone throwers, Holier-Than-Thou prudes, humorless virgins, persons with chronic neck or back pain, pearl-clutching bitties, those who disparage crude humor or vulgarity in their many forms, closed-minded people with sticks up their asses, or anyone under the age of 18. The vile, base language and shocking, unholy sexual acts contained herein are not condoned by anyone with a lick of sense and should certainly not be reproduced without proper training and protection. The potty-mouthed and perpetually horny "heroine" (the term is used loosely) of this book does not resemble a normal, well-adjusted, or remotely believable person in any way, shape, or form. The author acknowledges that the characters in this book are shallow and two-dimensional; the plot is both ridiculous and insipid. She makes no apologies for any of it.

* Readers are strongly advised to wear latex gloves whilst reading to minimize contamination risks.

Free-spirited musician Letty Dillinger adheres to a strict, "no strings attached" policy when it comes to men. After a wild night of unabashed sex in a fancy hotel room, she never expects to see the adventurous stud she dubs "Shades" again. When her all-girl rock trio books a tour at the last minute as the opening act for their archenemies, Letty's shocked to discover she knows the competition's new lead singer. Intimately. Shades is no longer a one-night stand. Now he's the guy she has to one-up on stage every night for the sake of her career.

Sharing close quarters on a bus with her sexy nemesis and his bad-boy buddies puts Letty's Golden Rule to the test. On this tour, guitar strings aren't the only things being played. And when heartstrings are pulled too hard, they're bound to snap sooner or later.

Dee’s Review

Oh Dear. Those are the first two words that come to mind after reading this. Then came.. Hell yes… Followed by a swift kick of Rock the Fuck On Kendall Grey. I also may have my arm in the air with devil horns and be about to rock my air guitar.. 

because I wanna be just like Letty. Chick is bad ass. I love her. A rock Goddess and a bad ass sex queen in the sack. Umm.. can I please have a Letty’s checklist to lovin?? Damn.. I mean, really.. damn.  I loved this book. It was sofacking awesome. I am not basing this review off anything but the book. It speaks for itself. Nothing else should or does matter. This book, okay..Letty and Shades, totally made me their bitch. Total book hangover. 

 Shades and Letty together were a combination that I could not stop reading. They were throw gasoline on the fire hot!! First of all.. HOLY HELL Letty. Happy freaking birthday! That is what I am talking about! Way to ring in your birthday. Good god almighty. Rock on girl. Rocking fucking on. I’m not sure who topped who there, but either way. WOW. 

 And Shades… I don’t even know where to start with that subject. Do I start with her birthday or do I start with the first night they played together on tour?!??! Because let me tell you, I don’t know which was hotter and dirtier. If that makes me a dirty girl, then bring it on baby! Pretty much any scene with Letty and Shades together was drop your panties, rock your socks hot. Okay, so I think I’ve established the book was hot. But it wasn’t only that. You have the drama of the band and bands, Jillian, Kate, and the performances. I swear them falling in love wasn’t something I realized was happening. I was too focused on the hot sex, trying to figure out what happened between Kate and Rax, and oh yeah... the steamy freaking hot sex. 

Kate, GAH! What a little %$#^&. I totally did NOT see that crap coming. Totally blindsided me. Nicely done with the curve ball. I was totally pulling for her, and now I think she needs a slap to the face. I kind of totally wish Letty would've done it. I think she would fight dirty, and I'm totally down to watch a chick fight.

 Shades, seriously I would have that man for dinner any day. Yum Yum. Anyway. This book isn't for the faint of heart. But if you love the smut and some low down dirty sex and backstabbing biatches..pick it up. It so worth it. I absolutely love it and want to stalk Kendall Grey now. 

Be prepared Kendall, you have been warned. So, I bet you don’t have to guess what I gave this book huh? 5 rockin, kick ass, rock your sock off hearts. 

Strings can be purchased on Amazon or B&N

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